GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Delight from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the most popular craze on Earth! But is it safe? This otherworldly concoction, made from unknown fruits and strange plants, has caused quite a stir. Will you dare to taste it? Whispers abound about the effects of this potent juice. Some claim it grants superhuman strength and energi